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17.09.2014 00:50 Андрій ТІТОК

Якби була війна, якби міськрада працювала так, як зараз

 Усім чернігівським політикам та політиканам, депутатам усіх рівнів та орієнтацій, голові та усім видам заступників. 
Мені от цікаво, а якщо не дай Бог війна і на Чернігівщину конкретно так посунуть танки чи не буде у нас в місті повторення сценаріїв останніх сесій міськради(маються на увазі оці півроку конкретної клоунади)?
Тобто, збирається надзвичайна нарада, або ж позачергова сесія. І на ній депутат однієї орієнтації каже: "Треба рити окопи й бліндажі". Його перериває депутат іншої орієнтації: "Ні, це фігня повна, треба проводити евакуацію. А взагалі, у всьому винен Соколов, тому давайте спочатку його відправимо у відставку".
У 40 кілометрах від Чернігова запеклі бої, а тут приходить Глаба з бабульками і кричить про тарифи. У цей же час депутати тієї орієнтації, яка за окопи, виходять із сесійної зали, говорячи, що депутати іншої орієнтації зрадили інтереси громади. Голосів на відставку Соколова нема, рівно як і на прийняття якоїсь ефемерної програми оборони міста. 
Натомість, показуючи свою турботу про громаду "евакуаційні" депутати наймають 2 маршрутки, які забирають перших втікачів з міста(головно - родичів і знайомих цих депутатів)
Замовити більше маршруток, рівно як і напрягти комунальні підприємства дати транспорт для евакуації їм впадлу. Натомість, на цю "подію" запрошують усіх можливих журналістів, до того ж замовляють 200 біг-бордів з приблизним текстом: "Наша орієнтація - евакуація. З турботою про громаду". І фотки тих самих двох маршруток. 
"Окопні депутати" на чолі з головним "благодійником" риють 2 показові окопи у центрі міста і замовляють ще 200 бігбордів та сотню проплачених матеріалів у ЗМІ. 
Бабульки Глаби ж продовжують про тарифи. 
Поки вся ця балаболія триває, російські танки вже на околицях Чернігова, а що робити ніхто не знає.
А Соколов у цей час сидить у Києві, п'є коньяк і плювати на все хотів....
Це так, приблизна схема. Подумайте

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Тіток | 2014-09-17 09:05

Лана

)))Ці моменти також хотів додати, але вирішив не роздувати текст

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Лана | 2014-09-17 08:46

Це називається "сміх, крізь сльози".
А я б іще додала про маршрутки: є ще депутати, які б надали ці маршрутки, бо їх багато, але за певні кошти, бо бензин дорогий і не тільки. Ще і заробили б на біженцях, а потім і пропіарились.

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